Are you a bad boy? Take our test. Just for fun!

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Let's start with an easy one, what's your name?


 

 

1

How many women do you have kids with?

 None
 One
 I have a few baby momma's
 Don't know

 

2

How many mobile phones do you own?

 One
 Two - work & play
 Three or more - work, play and one for every girl

 

3

How many girlfriends do you have?

 None, I'm looking for the one
 I have girls not girlfriends
 In the words of Ludacris, 'I have hoes in different area codes'

 

4

Have you ever slept with a girlfriend’s mother/sister/daughter/friend?

 No, never. What do you take me for?
 Hell yes!
 Yes but it was an accident I swear

 

5

How much do you love your mum?

 She's number one
 She's alright - she cooks my food and stuff
 I love her four days a year: Christmas, mother's day, Easter and her birthday

 

6

Do you have a job?

 Nope - I'm a scrub, and proud
 9-5 to keep the dream alive
 In the words of Jay-Z, 'I'm a hustler baby… I just want you to know'

 

7

Is your stereo worth more than your ride?

 I don't have a ride
 Yes
 No

 

8

Who is the hottest?

 Kate Moss
 Beyonce
 Taylor Swift

 

9

Who do you think is the ultimate bad boy?

 Bill Gates
 Jay-Z
 Marlon 'The Godfather' Brando

 

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Ok, so let's find out how bad you really are